Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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