you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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