just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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