that's an acceptable place to lick
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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