Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
