I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Randomize
