if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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