yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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