I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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