i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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