I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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