Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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