I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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