does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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