i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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