I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
My dick has a subreddit
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
