is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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