I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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