is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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