summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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