Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize