I'm drive I can fine osifer
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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