if i can run in heels then i can drive
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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