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I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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