You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
