The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The beer is more important than you right now.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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