This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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