is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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