I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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