On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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