so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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