May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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