Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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