i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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