he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize