you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Are we still banned from the library?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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