hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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