There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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