"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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