"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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