He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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