So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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