how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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