Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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