On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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