I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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