Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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