Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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