I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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