If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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