you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
be right there i have to get my cape
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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