I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
