C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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