vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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