i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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